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Local Man Eats Toxic Fly; Dies of Heart Attack

Eat a Fly Challenge Goes Wrong

A young man by the by the name of Carson Calmee, living in the town of Sussin, PA, recently died of a fatal heart attack after eating what he believed to be a fruit fly for what his family claims to be One of his Youtube 'Challenge Videos'. His younger brother, George Calmee, claims that Carson was acting very strange before he started showing symptoms of a heart attack. In an interview, George claimed, Carson was acting a little sus after I recorded him eating the fly and we finished the video. He was really sweaty and was saying weird stuff like 'C'mere George' in a creepy voice. When he started throwing up, i knew there must have been something wrong with that fly, man, so i called for an abulance, but they were too late. I dont know what was up in that fly, but it ain't normal.

Implanted Toxins

It turns out that the fly he ate was not an American fruit fly, but a Russian species dubbed glizzus gladicatus by a team of scientists that are currently reseacrching the species and tracking down how the toxins led to a heart attack in this man. The compound that the team believes to have caused the heart failure in Calmee is a mixture of the man-made toxin Gape Oshin, developed by Japensese scientists looking to use it on frogs, Doxorubicin, and Arsenic. The scientists believe that this mixture has injected into the fly through its abdomen, causing it to look bloated. The team also found significant traces of COVID-20 in Calmee's bloodstream, which they belive may have weakened his immune sytem prior to consuming the fly.

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